Touch & Safely

You've only got so much time and so many eyes. All of these ads sort of look the same. I understand that our policies were unearthed from a good place, but I don't think they're the bulwark against unfettered vulgarity capitalism management assures us they must be. Well, at least there isn't any sound you can hear (certainly not non-diegetic music or sound effects synchronized with your on-screen actions) within earshot, so you can work in peace.